It’s a great time to be alive as a Goat Simulator: The Card Game Kickstarter is here. With developer Coffee Stain North involved, you can back a brand-new Goat Simulator board game, and early backers can grab some seriously goated goodies.
Goat Simulator started as a joke that probably overachieved. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad it did, and I’ve owned all of its content at one point or another. It’s crass, it’s crude, and it’s hilarious. Goat Simulator 3 had me in hysterics with my friends, and while I did wonder where the series would go next, I didn’t have a card game on the…you get the idea.
If you’re interested in backing it or want to know more, at the very least, read on.
Kickstarter For Goat Simulator: The Card Game Launches

A press release has declared that a Goat Simulator: The Card Game Kickstarter is active.
“Featuring wacky cards, a throwable goat plushie, and franchise references that fans will know and love, the game is set to bring caprine chaos to a tabletop near you, packaging all the joy and nonsense from the video games into a lovely card-filled box! Get your goats in play, toss that beautiful plushie, equip goat gears to complete missions, and unleash havoc with karma cards to shake things up and secure the win,” it says.
There are three versions you can choose from:
- Retail Edition
- Exclusive Box Edition
- Exclusive Box Edition & Add-ons
As you can guess, the more expensive the edition, the more content it comes with. It’s due to release in February 2026, and it’s already hit its pledge target!
Head on over to the Insider Gaming forum for gaming chatter. Who knows, you might find someone who’s already pledged to the Goat Simulator: The Card Game!
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